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I’m a huge fan of natural beauty both in humans and in our little pooch friends. But this past weekend I saw a woman who looked like natural beauty Amanda Lepore (warning: clicking the link may cause stints of blindness, curable by rinsing with plenty of bleach).
That got me thinking, I’m sure there have never been any drastic aesthetics performed to dogs outside the “normal” haircut and grooming necessities to make dogs look ‘pretty‘.
Boy was I WRONG!
I did a little research and found out that lots of individuals would want braces for their dog and would love to get eye contacts for their pooch (surprisingly with such a demanding market I would think some sort of manufactuer would have exploited such stupidity created it by now).
That got me thinking, this plastic surgery-infected specimen of a human that I saw this past weekend also had a horrible dye job–and thus querying “dog dye job” into my good old friend Google. This brought me ample amounts of ethical abuse to innocent loving animals that wish could shoot themselves. Not only is dying your dog’s hair for your own vanity stupid and unethical, but can also poison your pooch.
On with the pictures:
(this is my favorite! looks like a panda and only the Japanese would make it look “kind of” classy”)
(I guess dying your dogs in China makes them taste better before cooking them)
(looks like Sweetie but dipped in radioactive goo)
You get the idea! Ultimately there will be idiots who will dye their dog’s hair, and if they do, they should not use human hair dye–as it can cause irritation and discomfort. They should use Kool-aid so their little pooch doesn’t ingest the poison to satisfy their own inconsiderate vanity.
I’d say if anyone dyes their dog’s hair the dog should also wear a Poop trap, just for added COOL points.
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