Posts Tagged ‘Dumb’

Video Of The Day: Bruce The Funny Dog

February 9th, 2010 | by Ishmael
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I love Demetri Martin. And this is a great segment from Important Things With Demetri Martin.
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Picture Of The Day: Dog Bikini

February 3rd, 2010 | by Ishmael

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It’s A Pug Life: Pug Thuggin’ [Video]

January 7th, 2010 | by Ishmael


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Video of The Day: Possessed Snoring Dog

October 27th, 2009 | by Ishmael

Watch with caution and without eating/drinking anything (may cause choking because of laughter):

Dog with weird snoring problem or possessed, satanic, one-headed Cerberus dog? You be the judge.

Horrible Dye Jobs: I’m sure they wanted to die

October 15th, 2009 | by Ishmael

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I’m a huge fan of natural beauty both in humans and in our little pooch friends. But this past weekend I saw a woman who looked like natural beauty Amanda Lepore (warning: clicking the link may cause stints of blindness, curable by rinsing with plenty of bleach).

That got me thinking, I’m sure there have never been any drastic aesthetics performed to dogs outside the “normal” haircut and grooming necessities to make dogs look ‘pretty‘.

Boy was I WRONG!

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Dog Costumes Redux (aka These Dogs Wish They Had a Thumb to be able to Shoot Themselves)

September 1st, 2009 | by Sweetie The Papillion

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It’s Sunday.  I’m in Long Island after a LONG night at a family wedding.  My alarm goes off at 8:45AM before my 10AM brunch.  I shower, flip on the TV while I get ready and the next thing I know, my favorite infomercial (besides the Shamwow of course) comes on.

I get a chuckle by the fact that they have a new(ish) line called Designer Snuggies as if leopard print would change my mind.  I thought this would be rock bottom for the Snuggies folks, but THEN they dig themselves deeper into the pits of informercial hell when they announced…
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Dog psychologists might have more luck communing with the dead

August 25th, 2009 | by Sweetie The Papillion

(photo source: lucathegalga)

I re-watched Best In Show this weekend on NetFlix On Demand (note:  greatest thing ever!!!).  For those of you who aren’t familiar with “Best In Show”–it’s from the people who created This is Spinal Tap, who practically wrote the book on mockumentaries.

There’s a scene in the beginning of the film where Parker Posey and her husband are at a dog psychologist, in regards to when the dog walks in on the couple being “intimate” one night.  I’m thinking to myself, dog psychiatrists can’t really exist, can they ?

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Don’t Let Your Dog Be an Accessory…

August 7th, 2009 | by Sweetie The Papillion

It’s NOT a watch.  It’s NOT a bracelet.  It’s NOT an inanimate object to display your wealth, status, or success–it’s a living, breathing animal!

It doesn’t go in your purse. I can see the sadness in this dog’s eyes.  It wants to use its legs.

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